Get my girlfriend back.
Get my girlfriend back.
Get my girlfriend back.
Get my girlfriend back.
Get my girlfriend back.

Sit back, get your
fat ass in shape.
Do your part, we’ll do ours.
We’ll get her for you.
Trust Us.

WHO THE FUCK ARE WE?

Let’s face it. Men are dumb.

That’s why you should read more.

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Let’s face it. Men are dumb. Yes, we are. We are decades behind women in the emotional evolution line. Since the beginning of time, for some unknown reason, we have fucked things up way more than women. We fight more. We steal more. We fart more. And we make a mess everywhere we go. That’s why we fuck up our relationships more. The result, our heartbreaks are nastier...That is where we come in. Think of us as “THE HEAVENLY HELP”, “The FUCKED UP RELATIONSHIPS Cleaners” or “The UNDO GUYS”. We decided to help sad bastards get their girlfriends back. It’s not their fault they fuck up, it’s in their nature. We've all been down that road and with our own experiences, creativity and many, many cases of beer, we have come up with a witty, funny, honest, real, fail proof system that works (unless you really, really, really fucked it up). So DROP YOUR PHONE. RIGHT NOW. Stop calling her. Stop texting her. Stop emailing her. Stop stalking. It's neither nice nor sexy. Breathe, relax and leave it to us. We’ll even reach out to her in a way that will make her heart beat faster. Take a look at our deals, decide which one applies to your situation and sit back while we clean up your fucked up mess...

HOW IT WORKS

4 easy steps. Even a guy can do this.

tell us about you

Read more, you ape.
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We all know men are big hairy animals, so tell us what kind of beast you are and how you screw things up on a daily basis.

tell us about her

Keep reading, bro.
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We know she is your Goddess. And we want her back in your life too. The better we know the important facts about the relationship, the better we can write, design and impress your chick in our unique special way.

what happened?

Read more, damn it.
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Did you forget her Birthday? Did you gain pounds? Or did you break up with her and realize you love her more than beer? Whatever the reason, tell us. Don’t be shy. Won't judge. We’ll help.

let's get her back!

Read, we dare you.
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Only we can help you, buddy. We have been there. We have the experience, the technique, the secret tools and weapons and know just when and how to apply them. Hell, we are Black Belts Ninjas in the art of getting your girlfriend back. You may try to do it all by yourself, but chances are you might fail and lose her forever. Don’t risk it. Leave the hard (and creative) work to us.

Ready to get her back?

Our Kickass Ninja Deals

Other Special Deal

The Cupid Ninja Declaration

Read more if you are a shy Nerd.

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Do you love a girl? Do you get goosebumps when she is near? Do you dream about her every other day? Does she love you back? Let’s find out! If you are a little shy or can’t get that kind of rejection (like George Mc Fly) We’ll send a kickass love proposal. How about it?


Upset Girlfriend Warning

Unhappy girlfriend? Read more

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You love your guy but there are “certain things” in the relationship that upset you? Does your guy love you but is taking you for granted? Do you want to shake him up a little bit and keep him on track? Send him this Cupid Ninja Warning, and wait for him to eat from your hand. Literally.

Let's warn him!


Testimonials

I THOUGHT
WAIT A MINUTE, IT THIS FOR REAL?
AND TO MY SURPRISE, IT WAS.
Henry Smith - Arizona
SO FAR, HE IS DOING
BETTER THAN EVER.
Victoria Green - Florida
I CONTACTED THE GUYS AT
“GET MY GIRLFRIEND BACK”
AND EVERYTHING CHANGED.
SHE STARTED TEXTING ME BACK.
Tommy Rivera - Chicago
FROM THAT DAY ON WE’VE BEEN TOGETHER,
CLOSER AND STRONGER THAN EVER.
Happy Brian - New Hampshire
NOW I HAVE MY GIRLFRIEND BACK IN MY LIFE
AND I’M NOT SO FORGETFUL ANYMORE.
Robert Mathews - Philly
THESE GUYS SAVED MY ASS
AND HELPED ME BECOME A HAPPY MAN AGAIN.
Josh Martinez - San Francisco

FREQUENTLY
ASKED QUESTIONS

(We hope we can answer them)

How does it work?

Since we know you are desperate and have almost no faith in humanity, we are going to make this very simple for you. Just follow and complete these 5 simple steps:

Steps:

  1. Take Action & Choose a DEA
  2. Add to cart & pay
  3. Fill the info sheet about the couple (you guys, duh!)
  4. Fill the info sheet about her
  5. Now, don't be a stalker. Just sit & wait. Let us do the magic!

Does it really work?

Well, we can guarantee that once you pay for the package it will be custom made with love, and dedication for the special lady, but we can’t control what she decides to do with YOUR sorry butt. We are love experts, not love miracle workers. We will try our best with the info you give us about her and your relationship to hit that soft spot deep down in her icy cold heart and make her love you again!

What happens after I pay?

We will run away with the money to the Cayman Islands. NOPE! Seriously, soon after you pay WE WILL START OUR MISSION to Get Your Girlfriend Back. And believe us, we will get her back and she'll be with you, yeah you, the desperate one.

Will the recipient know who is sending all this romantic stuff?

Well she will, unless she broke up with several people at the same time. Since all the docs & mail are personalized she definitely will know it was YOU who sent it.

How much does it cost?

Ok, we know half of your brain is overflowing with sorrow, so we will answer this question with a little sympathy. Go to the deals section and you'll see the prices listed there. It's a deal.

Why should I pay for these services?

Well, because desperate times call for desperate measures and let's be honest, you're here because you're desperate. It doesn't hurt to pay a little to go that extra mile, to try something totally different, funny and that just might work, to get that woman back in your life. Let's call it your last secret weapon of love.

How do I know that she is receiving everything I asked for?

Well, if you haven't heard from her, you can always check The Cupid Ninja Love Meter and see the status of what's going on. Or maybe accept that miracles don't fall down from the sky.

We didn't answer your question?

Please go to the Contact Us section and write your question. If we still can't answer it, we will send you the link of a tarot reader or a cryptologist.

Contact Us

The best way to contact us is via email: info@getyourgirlfriendback.net